Rules
What you're buying
Minutes on the page, and a permanent line in the archive.
Your sentence will be replaced — that's the whole idea — but it stays in the history with your name and how long it held.
Prices
$2.99 for the first 30 minutes. Longer costs more per minute:
| Minutes | Rate | Total |
|---|---|---|
| First 30 | $2.99 flat | $2.99 |
| 31–60 | 15¢/min | $7.49 for an hour |
| 61–240 | 25¢/min | $52.49 for four hours |
| 241–720 | 40¢/min | $244.49 for twelve hours |
| 721–1440 | 60¢/min | $676.49 for a full day |
Like tax brackets — the cheap first 30 minutes are always included, however much you buy on top. Minimum 30 minutes, maximum 24 hours.
If the page is always booked, prices go up. If it's sitting empty, they come down. What you paid is what you paid.
The queue
If someone's time is still running, you go in line. Your minutes start when you go live, not when you pay — you always get every minute you bought, and we'll show you the wait before you pay.
When a sentence's time runs out and nobody's waiting, it stays up until the next person buys.
No refunds
Once your sentence is published, the payment is final. That includes sentences taken down for breaking the rules below.
What you can write
Almost anything. Be rude, be funny, be wrong, insult us. This page isn't here to be tasteful.
Blocked:
- Anything sexualizing minors
- Someone's home address, phone number, email, or workplace
- Credible threats of violence
- Targeted harassment of a private individual by name
- Slurs, or attacking someone over their race, religion, sexuality, gender or disability
- Anything otherwise illegal
Checked automatically before you pay — if your sentence is blocked, you're not charged. Rewrite it and try again. We won't tell you which rule you tripped, because that's how people find their way around it. Think a block was wrong? Tag _bhaveshrawat_ on X.
Anything that slips through can be taken down at any time, without notice or refund.
Small print
Your name and link are optional — leave them blank and it goes up anonymous. Links are nofollow and sit under the sentence, never inside it. This isn't an ad board.
No accounts. The only thing kept is the email your payment came with, so you can get a receipt.
The first few sentences here were seeded by hand at launch. They're marked as seeds and weren't paid for.
Payments are processed by Dodo Payments, who act as the merchant of record.